Please be good to me… (via pizzes)

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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*



How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

as many as are notes

(Source: llove-you-always, via darkness-fades-to-black)


I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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